Hey-ho! ☆Mi7☆ ใงใ！ Today, let's talk about stress. It's the worst, agreed? For example, I had a test in Anatomy this week. It was 3 chapters combined on the nervous system. (¿POR QUร?) Now, second semester, I decided to crack-a-lack on Anatomy. Go hard.
Like, the club is my GPA, so it's really more like "The GPA can't even handle moi RN." Naturally, since I'm a Taurus, I'm too stubborn for a tutor (What, like this surprised you?!). So I started studying a lot more. 45 minute sessions for 6 days out of the 7 days of the week. I walked in like a BAWSE on the day of the test. Much like this:
Except it didn't have 2,763,844,989 views, more like 20-ish. And no explosions. But I did strut like a stud. I left the class thinking that I had put those cranial nerves to shame. Fast-forward a week, I score a 63%. The average score was a 65%, so this does put my mind at ease "See, not such a failure after all. The entire class failed with you. No bad. Es muuuuuyyyyyy bueeeeenoooooo. Ha ha, nope. Confidence no longer resides in your brain. It didn't move to Timbuktu, it moved to Timbuk-seventy five." Thankfully, the teacher did offer a retake. Which I took. And I'm still waiting. In the meanwhile, I'll panic some more. Or something.
Pre video: Can we not with ads anymore? It's 2017, let it gooooooo!
0:00- Nothing phases me anymore. Nothing. Thank you, weird side of Internet. I can't un-see somethings, but you best believe I will try.
0:05- Typical Kyary. A hand is walking on its fingers...hold up, it has polka dots!
0:15- A white dress? Could Kyary be hinting at marriage? It's not like Fukase is going to marry Saori as we all thought (Thanks, Nakajin)
0:36- Her eyelashes are going to always be on point. This is a fact of life, like metamorphosis or eclipses.
0:38- Footwear walking? This may be a first for Kyary, which is saying a lot.
0:49- How...Artic-y themed costume
0:51- No one else is concerned for Kyary's safety? Those shoes have a lot of platform...there needs to be a paramedic nearby, what if she falls on her face? It may make for a hilarious outtake, but still.
0:54- The dancers have Kyary masks! Yesssss!!!
1:08- Are the dancers...Kyary Klones?! OMG...
1:19- Choreo on point! Git it guuuuurrrrrrllllll!!!
1:22- 1) Dancers are wrapped in color-changing Christmas lights. Hope no one got electrocuted. 2) The dancers are Kyarys...
1:26- The two dancers have the signature blonde wig.
1:30- The other two non-Kyary dancers...are they...branches?!
1:38- Two words in English is not the best preparation for the all-English "Crazy Crazy"
1:47- Officialy confused. What version of Photoshop do they have in Japan?
1:51- Dancing pile of teddy bears allude to "PONPONPON" album cover.
2:04- Clearly there was literally no budget for this video.
2:06- Sorry, make that three English words.
2:09- Instead of models, how about having hands walk down the runway at the next Fashion Week. You will no no trouble in the slightest selling tickets.
2:21- If there is suppossed to be a traffic light, where's the yellow light? This is a vital question.
2:26- Dancer-Kyary's skirt remind me of a honeycomb lantern from Target.
2:39- Kyary just shattered...blink twice if you need a hospital...
2:41- Where should I attempt to look first?
2:46- Thoroughly disappointed! Why wasn't there a dancer with a Trump mask cosplaying as Kyary? That would have been everything.
3:02- This just got low-key turnt. (Am I trendy yet, kiddies?! Eh heh heh heh...)
3:16- This is the funnest part of the dance! And the easiest.
3:19- Never mind.
3:35- The perfect way to end a MV and A Furious 7 movie; an explosion.
3:38- R.I.P. teddies
IYAHOI! That was it. If I was kind of a downer, I really did like it though. Now, we just have to wait for "Crazy Crazy"'s MV with Charli XCX
Eve version, because it was New Year's Eve. The awkwardness...ehmergerrrd ☆Mi7☆ ใงใ！ Here are my resolutions from last year. I did learn some phrases in Spanish and Japanese. I'm actually taking Spanish at my school now so...that was not really by choice...I just learned the things and verbs and conjugations. I am not in shape, despite my BMI being 23.3. Actually, I intend to improve this, as I have not taken a Physical Education class in over two years (I really did let myself go...but I can do a push-up) And for my new resolutions (you are holding me accountable my peeps)
Maintain that 4.0 GPA (what, I can't have a goal to maintain...?)
Slowly let go of my old-man persona
Side note, I can get really grumpy, and I complain that my joints hurt a lot...
Not get winded when I get out of bed in the morning
More frequent blog posts
Increase my Japanese skills
Learn how to cook some food
Arrange a motorized cart thing so I don't have to stick to Goal #3
Yes, there are a few lot more, but I can't think of them. I'll just stop here.
You will recall I did another post about final exams here. Anyways, on with the panicking. (I'm going to do a confessional: I've never thought I would ever say that.) "Liar."
Anyways, most of you are taking your finals right now (good luck, BTW), and I will be taking mine next week. Actually, it's more like: Monday- regular day, Tuesday- Periods 4&5 (Spanish II and Visual Arts), Wednesday- Periods 1&2 (AP English Literature and U.S. History), and Thursday- Periods 3&6 (Anatomy and Homeroom). And Friday we are off! 0x0
My "stress day" is on Thursday, even though I only have one test, but it may actually kill me alive. I wish I was kidding. Low key, I totally am. This test will NOT give me an aneurysm. *Say it until you Oprah Winfrey Network that statement, but it would be so much easier if I just cri- NO! I found my eesh, Miss New Booty, GET IT TOGETHER!!! GO TEEEEAAAMMM!!!* This test will not suddenly form gigantic teeth and eat me. Althoug if it did, maybe I could know beforehand and send it to someone
Hee hee hee
Just keep cranking it through, everyone (myself included)!
Lookie! Buneary and Piplup are cheering you on! Along with some other random chick that's most likely just there for the free food.
Wattup?
Lately, I've been listening to CL. I also bought Breaking the Law by Judas Priest todayyyy. What else...??? Anatomy is going to give me an actual coronary...ummmmm...been watching a lot of YouTube. A lot. I've also been listening to Sakura Gakuin and Scary PSAs. Because why the cheese not?
XD Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I want food.
Wanna give me some?
Thank you, thank you *bows*, I'm quite the poet, aren't I?
