☆Mi7☆ ใงใ！
0:00- Nothing phases me anymore. Nothing. Thank you, weird side of Internet. I can't un-see somethings, but you best believe I will try.
0:05- Typical Kyary. A hand is walking on its fingers...hold up, it has polka dots!
0:15- A white dress? Could Kyary be hinting at marriage? It's not like Fukase is going to marry Saori as we all thought (Thanks, Nakajin)
0:36- Her eyelashes are going to always be on point. This is a fact of life, like metamorphosis or eclipses.
0:38- Footwear walking? This may be a first for Kyary, which is saying a lot.
0:49- How...Artic-y themed costume
0:51- No one else is concerned for Kyary's safety? Those shoes have a lot of platform...there needs to be a paramedic nearby, what if she falls on her face? It may make for a hilarious outtake, but still.
0:54- The dancers have Kyary masks! Yesssss!!!
1:08- Are the dancers...Kyary Klones?! OMG...
1:19- Choreo on point! Git it guuuuurrrrrrllllll!!!
1:22- 1) Dancers are wrapped in color-changing Christmas lights. Hope no one got electrocuted. 2) The dancers are Kyarys...
1:26- The two dancers have the signature blonde wig.
1:30- The other two non-Kyary dancers...are they...branches?!
1:38- Two words in English is not the best preparation for the all-English "Crazy Crazy"
1:47- Officialy confused. What version of Photoshop do they have in Japan?
1:51- Dancing pile of teddy bears allude to "PONPONPON" album cover.
2:04- Clearly there was literally no budget for this video.
2:06- Sorry, make that three English words.
2:09- Instead of models, how about having hands walk down the runway at the next Fashion Week. You will no no trouble in the slightest selling tickets.
2:21- If there is suppossed to be a traffic light, where's the yellow light? This is a vital question.
2:26- Dancer-Kyary's skirt remind me of a honeycomb lantern from Target.
2:39- Kyary just shattered...blink twice if you need a hospital...
2:41- Where should I attempt to look first?
2:46- Thoroughly disappointed! Why wasn't there a dancer with a Trump mask cosplaying as Kyary? That would have been everything.
3:02- This just got low-key turnt. (Am I trendy yet, kiddies?! Eh heh heh heh...)
3:16- This is the funnest part of the dance! And the easiest.
3:19- Never mind.
3:35- The perfect way to end a MV and A Furious 7 movie; an explosion.
3:38- R.I.P. teddies
IYAHOI! That was it. If I was kind of a downer, I really did like it though. Now, we just have to wait for "Crazy Crazy"'s MV with Charli XCX
☆Mi7☆ใงใใ!
