Harajuku Iyahoi Reaction Frame by Frame きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - 原宿いやほい

 ☆Mi7☆ です！

Pre video: Can we not with ads anymore? It's 2017, let it gooooooo!

0:00- Nothing phases me anymore. Nothing. Thank you, weird side of Internet. I can't un-see somethings, but you best believe I will try.

0:05- Typical Kyary. A hand is walking on its fingers...hold up, it has polka dots!

0:15- A white dress? Could Kyary be hinting at marriage? It's not like Fukase is going to marry Saori as we all thought (Thanks, Nakajin)

0:36- Her eyelashes are going to always be on point. This is a fact of life, like metamorphosis or eclipses.

0:38- Footwear walking? This may be a first for Kyary, which is saying a lot.

0:49- How...Artic-y themed costume

0:51- No one else is concerned for Kyary's safety? Those shoes have a lot of platform...there needs to be a paramedic nearby, what if she falls on her face? It may make for a hilarious outtake, but still.

0:54- The dancers have Kyary masks! Yesssss!!!

1:08- Are the dancers...Kyary Klones?! OMG...

1:19- Choreo on point! Git it guuuuurrrrrrllllll!!!

1:22- 1) Dancers are wrapped in color-changing Christmas lights. Hope no one got electrocuted. 2) The dancers are Kyarys...

1:26- The two dancers have the signature blonde wig.

1:30- The other two non-Kyary dancers...are they...branches?!

1:38- Two words in English is not the best preparation for the all-English "Crazy Crazy"

1:47- Officialy confused. What version of Photoshop do they have in Japan?

1:51- Dancing pile of teddy bears allude to "PONPONPON" album cover.

2:04- Clearly there was literally no budget for this video.

2:06- Sorry, make that three English words.

2:09- Instead of models, how about having hands walk down the runway at the next Fashion Week. You will no no trouble in the slightest selling tickets.

2:21- If there is suppossed to be a traffic light, where's the yellow light? This is a vital question.

2:26- Dancer-Kyary's skirt remind me of a honeycomb lantern from Target.

2:39- Kyary just shattered...blink twice if you need a hospital...

2:41- Where should I attempt to look first?

2:46- Thoroughly disappointed! Why wasn't there a dancer with a Trump mask cosplaying as Kyary? That would have been everything.

3:02- This just got low-key turnt. (Am I trendy yet, kiddies?! Eh heh heh heh...)

3:16- This is the funnest part of the dance! And the easiest.

3:19- Never mind.

3:35- The perfect way to end a MV and A Furious 7 movie; an explosion.

3:38- R.I.P. teddies

IYAHOI! That was it. If I was kind of a downer, I really did like it though. Now, we just have to wait for "Crazy Crazy"'s MV with Charli XCX

☆Mi7☆でした!

50 Facts About Me!

よろしくね！ ☆Mi7☆ です！ お元気ですか?
In honor of 50 posts (has it really been that many?!), let's do a 50 Random Facts About Me! Let's go!

1. My favorite fruits are persimmons and bananas.
2. Favorite movie of all time? Beetlejuice
3. I am deathly afraid of needles. 
4. My favorite thing to watch on YouTube right now is Weeaboo Cringe Compilations
5. My favorite kids' artists were The Laurie Berkner Band and The Wiggles.
6. My first video game console was a pink Game Boy Advance when I was 5.
7. I rarely go to the movies. 
8. I didn't see SpongeBob for the first time until I was eight.
9. I'm a sucker for karaoke.
10. Give me sugar and we will be bound for life.
11. Actually, give me food in general and I will be eternally grateful.
12. My favorite colors are purple and orange.
13. I ate Henry the Octopus' kids on my birthday.
14. I'm currently taking Spanish at school.
15. My friends nicknamed me Temmie (yes, like the Undertale character)
16. I forced myself to watch an episode of KuuKuu Harajuku. So. Cringey. I choose not to revisit that memory.
17. Big Bunny is amazing.
18. I've seen two episodes of Sailor Moon.
19. Never saw an episode of Pokemon. Ever,
20. My favorite Starbucks drink is a Chile Mocha.
21. My room will always be messy.
22. I share a birthday with Tchaikovsky. o0o
23. Apparently I'm too old to trick-or-treat.
24. My costumes have ranged from fairy princess to 70's girl to a vampire kitty to a fox.
25. My favorite video of the TEMPURA KIDZ is this. I honestly do like it.
26. My bed sheets are teal.
27. My popcorn is always gone at the movie theater within the first two-five minutes. This is with the 2-ft. bag.
28. It took me two months to figure out Snapchat.
29. On that note, I was an old man in my past like.
30. My favorite Thai dish is Peanut Satay.
31. My glasses are a rose-color, but they are a bit see-through.
32. I own a dinosaur onesie. (You mad bro?)
33. My favorite anime is Crayon Shin-chan.
34. My favorite manga series is Death Note.
35. I've read the manhwa series The Color Trilogy.
36. My feet are always cold.
37. I like hanging with my family.
38. My favorite YouTubers are iiSuperwomanii and Shane Dawson.
39. I have seasonal allergies. I dread spring because of this.
40. I almost never paint my nails.
41. The most delicious way to eat spaghetti squash is with some honey (obviously cooked).
42. Handsome Squidward is currently on my Lock Screen.
43. I was a crybaby when I was in nursery school/preschool.
44. I remember a dream from when I was three: it included a polar bear barging into the kitchen eating ice cream. The icecream then proceeded to sing the Blue's Clues theme song.
45. 3, 5, 7, 12, and 57 are my lucky numbers.
46. When I was a baby, I always wore huge, poofy dresses. I must have looked like a human marshmallow.
47. I played tether-ball in elementary school.
48. I also really loved tag.
49. Currently reading a book called Heart of Darkness
50. I honestly can say I love my plethora of readers a lot. (Maybe you already knew that one ;) )

Whaaat?! That was 50 Random Facts about me! Which facts surprised you? Let me know in the comments. 

☆Mi7☆でした~!

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ だいすき~!

よろしくねぇ〜！ ☆Mi7☆ です！ お元気ですか？ 

I am a MEGA UBER FAN of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. (The title says it all, doesn't it?) And now, the story of Kyaryyyyyyyyy.

I first came across Kyary in 2012 when I saw Kids React to PONPONPON At first, I was confused (as most people I imagine were...). I watched it a second time, then I came across the actual MV. YouTube being YouTube, I clicked on another MV. And another MV. I may have been hooked. Or...I may have been hooked. I went on iTunes as soon as I human-ly could and bought everything that had her name on it. Even the podcasts. And I hate podcasts...>ʌ< But whatever...mweh heh heh. I would check YouTube to see if any fans posted live shows, or any new MVs. When インベーダーインベーダー came out, it was 2013, on her first world tour, KPP 100%. I couldn't go because (a) I'm broke (b) I can't go because "school comes first" (that was the reason Mom gave). I gave インベーダーインベーダー  a listen, and I lost it. I couldn't wait because it came out eight days after my 13th birthday. Plus, the bass drop gave me actual chills.  

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All credit goes to the YouTube account ponpon weiwei 

Anticipation of birthday + anticipation of きゃりー's single = internal explosions of excitement. It's still one of my favorite きゃりー songs to this day. Along with つけまつける, もんだいガール, Crazy Party Night ～ぱんぷきんの逆襲～, and ファッションモンスター. And all of her other songs...it really is hard to choose your favorites and narrow them down...>~< To sum it all up (although I definetely have more to say about my J-Pop 先輩), 

きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ だいすき~!
Congrats on 5ive Years!!! >∀<

☆Mi7☆でした~!

Questionnaire RESULTS (さくら学院 and きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ)

Top 5 Members from 2010-2011 Nendo	Muto Ayami	94
	Miyoshi Ayaka	60
	Matsui Airi	34
	Nakamoto Suzuka	112
	Horiuchi Marina	59
	Sugisaki Nene	98
	Iida Raura	43
	Sato Hinata	44
	Kikuchi Moa	108
	Mizuno Yui	91
	Taguchi Hana	29
	Isono Rinon	30
	Mori Sensei	6
Top 5 Members from the 2012 Nendo	Nakamoto Suzuka	124
	Horiuchi Marina	75
	Sugisaki Nene	107
	Iida Raura	53
	Sato Hinata	57
	Kikuchi Moa	119
	Mizuno Yui	96
	Taguchi Hana	40
	Isono Rinon	31
	Ooga Saki	52
	Notsu Yunano	13
	Sugimoto Mariri	20
	Mori Sensei	6
Top 5 Members from 2013 Nendo	Horiuchi Marina	98
	Sugisaki Nene	116
	Iida Raura	74
	Sato Hinata	80
	Kikuchi Moa	117
	Mizuno Yui	101
	Taguchi Hana	61
	Isono Rinon	30
	Ooga Saki	53
	Notsu Yunano	13
	Shirai Saki	31
	Yamaide Aiko	27
	Mori Sensei	6
Top 5 Members from 2014 Nendo	Kikuchi Moa	140
	Mizuno Yui	132
	Taguchi Hana	115
	Isono Rinon	55
	Ooga Saki	84
	Notsu Yunano	35
	Shirai Saki	55
	Yamaide Aiko	41
	Kurashima Sara	54
	Okada Megumi	75
	Mori Sensei	6
Top 5 Members from 2015 Nendo	Isono Rinon	83
	Ooga Saki	106
	Shirai Saki	75
	Yamaide Aiko	56
	Kurashima Sara	74
	Okada Megumi	91
	Kurosawa Mirena	64
	Okazaki Momoko	56
	Asou Maaya	55
	Hidaka Marin	38
	Yoshida Soyoka	47
	Fujihira Kano	48
	Mori Sensei	6
Top 5 Members from the 2016 Nendo	Kurashima Sara	106
	Kurosawa Mirena	95
	Yamaide Aiko	76
	Okada Megumi	109
	Okazaki Momoko	83
	Asou Maaya	78
	Hidaka Marin	61
	Yoshida Soyoka	72
	Fujihira Kano	63
	Shintani Yuzumi	25
	Arimoto Tsugumi	11
	Mori Momoe	17
	Mori Sensei	9
Favorite Nendo?	2010	10
	2011	25
	2012	36
	2013	42
	2014	18
	2015	7
	Don't have a favorite...	20
Do you listen to any other J-Pop Artists?	Yes	136
	No	22
Artists in the J-Pop Category	BABYMETAL	60
	Perfume	14
	Kyary Pamyu Pamyu	7
	Sekai No Owari	2
	Tempura Kidz	2
	BiS	3
	BiSH	6
	Muto Ayami	30
	LadyBaby	11
	HGS	2
	Morning Musume	7
	Night of Spica	21
Top 3 Sub-groups?	Twinklestars	79
	Mini Pati	128
	Scoopers	35
	Sleepiece	84
	Logica?	57
	Pastel Wind	34
	Wrestling Club	32
	Koubaibu	22
I say "Sakura Gakuin", you say...	Idol group	25
	BABYMETAL DEATH	12
	Daisuki~!	49
	Kawaii~!	26
	Nothing. You pass out from sugoi-ness.	17
	Other	29
If you won a contest and won a chance to meet with a member (present or graduated) (1)who would it be?	Muto Ayami	13
	Nakamoto Suzuka	23
	Horiuchi Marina	10
	Mizuno Yui	18
	Kikuchi Moa	19
	Iida Raura	3
	Sugisaki Nene	23
	Okada Megumi	3

If us Fukei were to revive a sub-group, we really wanted SCOOPERS back with KYG (Sara and Megumi). Honestly, I would like to see it. Another common new member of SCOOPERS was Soyoka. It's because of the glasses, isnt it? 0-0<--メガネ. We also wanted to see *Twinklestars* with Aiko, Sara, Momoe, Tsugumi, Mirena, Momoko, and Marin. 

How did you get introduced to Kyary?(31 responses)

Clicking around on YouTube	15
Kids React to PONPONPON	0
Through another J-Pop artist	3
...I'm not really sure now that I think about it...>~<	3
Other	10

Top 5 Singles(31 responses)

Index	Count
15	19
14	10
13	15
12	13
11	3
10	6
9	13
8	17
7	6
6	10
5	2
4	10
3	10
2	7
1	8

Did you attend any show of Kyary's?(30 responses)

Yes. It was sugoi~!	9
No. The tickets were all gone.	8
My parent/guardian doesn't let me go to concerts	3
Concerts aren't really my thing...	10

Favorite World Tour?(31 responses)

100% KPP (2013)	4
Nanda Collection (2014)	7
KPP 5IVE YEARS MONSTER	4
I don't have one.	16

Favorite Album?(31 responses)

もしもし原宿 (Moshi Moshi Harajuku)	4
ぱみゅぱみゅレボリューション (Pamyu Pamyu Revolution)	8
なんだこれくしょん (Nanda Collection)	7
ピカピカふぁんたじん (Pika Pika Fantasian)	4
Don't have one	8

Family Party got the least amount of love (One fan in Australia took this survey, Family Party was debuted in Australia!), and PONPONPON was the most loved! (Pon pon wei wei wei~!) A lot of people also listen to Perfume. 

I say "Kyary Pamyu Pamyu"(31 responses)

"Kawaii~!"	12
"Daisuki~!"	6
"Idol!"	2
"I'd tap that."	1
"Japan's Lady Gaga!"	1
Other	9

One person said "I'd tap that." WHY?! I don't see her as sexy, or hot. I see her as "Kawaii~!" (the majority of you said this...) Over half of you peeps said "5 out of 5 eyeballs"

How would you rate Kyary as a whole?(31 responses)

No eyeballs	0
1 out of 5 eyeballs	0
2 out of 5 eyeballs	1
3 out of 5 eyeballs	0
4 out of 5 eyeballs	12
5 out of 5 eyeballs	18

The most popular way to follow/stalk Kyary is...Reddit! Seond place went to Twitter, and third went to Tumblr. Of course the majority of you are from the U.S. 

Highlighted Responses

• Why do you like Kyary so much?
• She's innovative and brave, the way she does weird things, wears whatever she wants and does all the weird MVs... it's all unique and contrasts with other artists who live in a world of copy & paste music and generic lyrics. Kyary as a person is as inspiration to me, and the music is always catchy and cheers me up when I feel depressed.
• I love her style and overall sound, in addition to just how unique she is. She also helped me realise I should just be myself because it's impossible to please everyone. 
• um I don't know she is just fun and makes her videos interesting. she seems like someone you would want to hang out with in real life and have fun with.
• l love the music production from Kyary + Nakata-san, and the amazing music videos they put out, as well as her fun personality
• Kyary made me know the Japanese tradition and beyond to make me start the Japanese language.
• If you won a contest and won a chance to meet with a member (only *one* member Fukei!) (present or graduated), (1)who would it be?, (2) WHY this particular member? (3)what would you tell them?
• I want to meet all of them but have to pick Suzuka, as the 'leader' of BABYMETAL. I'd tell her that she saved my life - saved me from a life of depression. I assume she can pass that message on to the rest :)
• Airi because more than any other member she's shown so much growth since graduation. I would tell her that I admire the courage and dedication she showed coming into the group without dance or singing experience to keep at it and become someone who is so much more comfortable in front of camera than when I had first seen her.
• 1. Sugisaki Nene 2. because she's just the best! 3. I'm glad I could meet you to tell you how much Sakura Gakuin affected me and i felt that you cared so much for every member and graduate, and even though you aren't apart of amuse any more you still come to all the graduations and i just love the way you feel about Sakura Gakuin because I also love SG and all its members and graduates.
• Hinata, because she is literally my idol in life, I look up to her (even though she's a year younger than I am). She (and also the rest of SG, but mainly Hinata) is the reason I tried my very best to do well in Japanese during my final year of high school, and the reason I am able to smile. Seeing her try her very best in English, and to make people happy, made me want to do the same. Be happy, make others happy, and do my best in learning Japanese. She is a lovable goofball that I admire and that's why I would like to meet her one day. And, I would tell her all the above.
• Suzuka Nakamoto. I would ask her to prom. (Awwww...>w<)
• Either Ayami-chan or Moa-chan because they emit an idol-aura that radiant flawlessly once you see their smile you cannot take away your eyes from them. and tell them to take selfie together with me and then say "I AM YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN IN MALAYSIA, PLEASE SIGN ME AN AUTOGRAPH HERE. :)"
• SaRa because she owns SG right now so as for permission to meet others I guess and ask them how they can anticipate with Fukei's happiness that making me ultimately happy.
• Airi, she's overcome her shyness in great style so I would like to talk to her about her experiences.
• If you were in charge of creating a sub-group (1) what would it be? (2) Who would be in it?
• Maybe a strictly dance unit inspired by their Let's Dance routine, with Sara, Megu, Mirena, Mayaa and Momoko.
• The English Songs Club with Marin and Aiko.
• Hime-bu (The Princesses' Club). Okada Megumi, Okazaki Momoko, Yoshida Soyoka.
• Any other idiots in charge besides Mori Sensei will be a disaster.
• Cosplay Club; Sara, Soyoka, Yuzumi, Mori-sensei
• If you won a contest to meet Mori Sensei, what would you tell him?
• Let's have a beer. How do you put up with this for six years now... :) (heh heh heh)
• nai nai nai
• nothing... he'll troll me. (OMFG I'm gone!)

If we had Sakura Gakuin collaborate with anyone, BABYMETAL was a popular choice.

Again thank you to every single Fukei and Pamyu-er that took the survey!