Harajuku Iyahoi Reaction Frame by Frame きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - 原宿いやほい

 ☆Mi7☆ です！

Pre video: Can we not with ads anymore? It's 2017, let it gooooooo!

0:00- Nothing phases me anymore. Nothing. Thank you, weird side of Internet. I can't un-see somethings, but you best believe I will try.

0:05- Typical Kyary. A hand is walking on its fingers...hold up, it has polka dots!

0:15- A white dress? Could Kyary be hinting at marriage? It's not like Fukase is going to marry Saori as we all thought (Thanks, Nakajin)

0:36- Her eyelashes are going to always be on point. This is a fact of life, like metamorphosis or eclipses.

0:38- Footwear walking? This may be a first for Kyary, which is saying a lot.

0:49- How...Artic-y themed costume

0:51- No one else is concerned for Kyary's safety? Those shoes have a lot of platform...there needs to be a paramedic nearby, what if she falls on her face? It may make for a hilarious outtake, but still.

0:54- The dancers have Kyary masks! Yesssss!!!

1:08- Are the dancers...Kyary Klones?! OMG...

1:19- Choreo on point! Git it guuuuurrrrrrllllll!!!

1:22- 1) Dancers are wrapped in color-changing Christmas lights. Hope no one got electrocuted. 2) The dancers are Kyarys...

1:26- The two dancers have the signature blonde wig.

1:30- The other two non-Kyary dancers...are they...branches?!

1:38- Two words in English is not the best preparation for the all-English "Crazy Crazy"

1:47- Officialy confused. What version of Photoshop do they have in Japan?

1:51- Dancing pile of teddy bears allude to "PONPONPON" album cover.

2:04- Clearly there was literally no budget for this video.

2:06- Sorry, make that three English words.

2:09- Instead of models, how about having hands walk down the runway at the next Fashion Week. You will no no trouble in the slightest selling tickets.

2:21- If there is suppossed to be a traffic light, where's the yellow light? This is a vital question.

2:26- Dancer-Kyary's skirt remind me of a honeycomb lantern from Target.

2:39- Kyary just shattered...blink twice if you need a hospital...

2:41- Where should I attempt to look first?

2:46- Thoroughly disappointed! Why wasn't there a dancer with a Trump mask cosplaying as Kyary? That would have been everything.

3:02- This just got low-key turnt. (Am I trendy yet, kiddies?! Eh heh heh heh...)

3:16- This is the funnest part of the dance! And the easiest.

3:19- Never mind.

3:35- The perfect way to end a MV and A Furious 7 movie; an explosion.

3:38- R.I.P. teddies

IYAHOI! That was it. If I was kind of a downer, I really did like it though. Now, we just have to wait for "Crazy Crazy"'s MV with Charli XCX

☆Mi7☆でした!

最＆高 Thoughts Time Frame by Time Frame

これをやろう！ありがとうございます!

0:01---How did her arms fit?!

0:05---How the F*** did her arms fit?! 

0:06---Wait, I got it. Kyary is a robot and she detached her arms and then when the scene was done the director was like"CUT!", Kyary was like "Aaaaaah~! Give me my arms back!" ...That makes sense...

0:10---I don't see a string attached to the glasses, so how the hell they floating on their own?! So many unanswered questions and we aren't even a minute in....~_~

0:15---That blue circle in the background has...vanilla-covered strawberries?! (eh heh heh heh yummmmmmyyyy!)

0:29---Kyary stole some cars from Barbie and Ken and was like "Kawaii! I'll use this in my next MV! Now, where to hide them...Aaah! A storage closet!"

0:35---Oompa Loompas with some sort of genetic mutation decide to drive the stolen cars...

0:44---When your pet bird has your iPod, they be there like...

0:56---You must have went waaaaay over-budget with Mondai Girl...because this is what we have been reduced to.

1:03---A rare species of Oompa Loompa had a party with some lanterns. A ファミリーパーティー.

1:07---And cue the astronauts who somehow defy gravity.

1:09---Kyary looks a birthday cake. But with no candles and no f***ing sprinkles.

1:31---All the gold Oompa Loompas fainted due to how sugoi Kyary really is...

1:34---Want me to get you a tissue, 先輩?

1:39---I have upset 先輩. Life has no purpose. Let me die in a hole alone.

1:49---Stop with the freaking Oompa Loompas! >A<

2:04---"Entertain me midgets."

2:13---Those phantoms from Legend of Zelda...nice cameo!

2:33---Now send in the flying ちょうどいいの(think about this one...)

2:40---OMG is 先輩 ok?! Here, have this unrealistically large donut that I see in my dreams!

2:45---Renge Chance reference

2:55---The choreography looks hard, I don't wanna even attempt it.

3:02---Uh hello?! A little help? Oh, you're busy? Let me die 先輩.

3:15---The red circle is giving away free pieces of gum. Make it rain! 

3:29---The phantoms and the dancing strawberries have melted into the floor. They immortal!

3:33---バイバイバイ 先輩!

3:39---The loading logo from hell. Why did you go there Kyary?!

3:43---Well, I'm gonna watch TV now. That's So Raven, perhaps.

"I'm gonna be the ANTI-HERO. Feared and hated by everybody.
I'm gonna be the ANTI-HERO. So I can save you when the time comes"

Ah yes. Sekai no Owari's new song ANTI-HERO. I love it! It's like my total jam.



「私はつもりはANTI-HEROことだ。恐れられ、みんなに嫌わ。私はつもりANTI-HEROことです。時間は「来るときだから私はあなたを保存することができますはいああ。世界の終わりの新曲ANTI-HERO。 大好きです！それは私の全体のジャムのようなものです。

Because Japanese iPhones have x-ray vision

日本のiPhoneは、X線ビジョンを持っているので

I Hate Myselfie...2! ^v^

I really like ShaneDawsonTV. The thing I want to see is 'YouTubers React to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu' ... wait ... even better 'Elders React to Kyary Pamyu Pamyu' We already have a 'Kids React to PONPONPON'. But us Pamyu-rangers need more, Fine Bros. I said please...

Look at that face...

You really can't say no...

       We had a fire drill today. Lemme break it down for you;

                    TA hands teacher 'How many students died/Emergency form (Don't play dumb. You know what I'm talking about.) I ask teacher if we have a drill today. She totally denies it. *2 minutes later* Fire alarm goes off. I (very stupidly) proclaim "I AM PHYSIC!" at top of lungs. Half of class gives me blank stare. Teacher (or someone I don't know who) turns off  lights.Keeps hearing deafening alarm-thingy at 8 IN THE MORNING!!!!! Tries not to stab someone with pencil out of frustration. Waits outside in 81 degree weather...goes back into classroom. Keeps lights off, as this is a physical representation of my soul. Teacher turns on lights. Everyone in class moans and groans (not sexually, you gutter sluts and bubble butts). That was all the important events, anyway.

Have a good weekend people...if anyone bothers to come by...#I_am_lonely

私は本当にShaneDawsonTVが好き。私が見てみたい事があっても良い我々はすでに「子供たちがPONPONPONに反応 'は'長老はきゃりーぱみゅぱみゅに反応 '...'のYouTubeは、きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅに反応 '...待っています。しかし、私たちPamyu-レンジャーは、私は言ってくださいより、ファインブラザーズを必要とします...

その顔を見てください...

あなたは本当にノーと言うことができません...

       今日は消防訓練がありました。レムはあなたのためにそれを打破します。

                    多くの学生が死亡した方法のTA手の先生/緊急フォーム（ダム再生しないでください。あなたは私が話しているか知っている。）私たちが今日のドリルを持っている場合、私は先生に尋ねます。彼女は完全にそれを拒否します。 * 2分後*火災警報が消灯します。私は（非常に愚かな）「私は下剤をAM！」宣言します肺の上部にあります。クラスの半分は私に空白の凝視を与えます。教師（または私は知らない誰かが）朝に8で耳をつんざくようなアラームブツを聞いlights.Keepsをオフにします!!!!!フラストレーションから鉛筆で人を刺すしないようにしようとします。 ... 27.2度の天候で外に待機し、教室に戻ります。これは私の魂の物理的な表現であるとして、ライトをオフに保持します。先生は、ライトが点灯します。クラスうめき声とうめき声の誰も（性的、あなたはみだらとバブルの吸い殻をガターありません）。それはとにかく、すべての重要なイベントでした。

良い週末の人々を持っている...誰もが...＃I_am_lonelyによって来るように気場合